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User:fire_le_snez (2825432)
S.n.E.z.A.n.A.
There was a monkey in the bathroom and he smiled at me
Name:fire_le_snez
Website:http://www.facebook.com
Location:Belleriver, Ontario, Canada
Birthdate:1987-03-11
LJ Talk:
Bio:When I'm not working my corners I like to chill with my bitches...and I also like to think I'm hardcore, and I like getting Jiggy with it..even though I don't have anyone to get Jiggy with..sadly.

Please comment. If you comment, I will give you sexual favours. Or I will spank your eyeballs. Either one is very pleasurable.

I <3:
-Soccer
-Sushi
-Cooking/Baking
-Drawing
-Fashion Design
-Reading
-History
-Art
-Movies(long list of favs)
-Dancing in my room
-Music(mostly alternative/80s, industrial/hardrock)

I <3:
-The Office
-Sex and the City
-The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
-The Colbert Report
-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-Angel
-Bones
-House
-Miami Ink
-The Food Network
-JEOPARDY!


I am a dork, and quite unique/random. I read like a fiend, and LOOVVEE watching movies/buying DVDs.

Some Quotes:

Jeff: "What's up Douche Bigalow?"
Alex: "Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?"
Jeff: "No, I self parked it in your ass."
--Grandma's Boy

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. " --Fight Club

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" --Fight Club

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." --Fight Club

"Hold your breath and count to ten,
And fall apart and start again..."
--Placebo: English Summer Rain

I'll tell you something
I am a wolf but
I like to wear sheep's clothing.
--Garbage; Temptation Waits

Therapy is Speedie's brand new drug
Dancing with the devil's past has never been too fun
It's better off than trying to take a bullet from a gun
And she cries:
Hey baby can you bleed like me?
C'mon baby can you bleed like me?
--Garbage; Bleed Like Me

Kait: Remember, Hellooo girls?
Snez: Who said that?
Kait: Your mom. Remember, "Hellooo girls.."
Snez: Oh yah. She does that a lot...kinda reminds you of one of those creepy old perverted men doesn't it?

Snez: Easy there.
Chris: I am easy.
Snez: In the sack.
Chris: So easy I'm a HOE
Snez: A water hoe!

(Gestapo is written on the board in video class)
Snez: (looking at the board in confusion) Who's Gest-a-po?
Rachel: What?
Snez: Who's Gest-a-po? It says their name on the board. There's no Gest-a-po in this class.
Rachel: Um..that says Gestapo Snez.
Snez:.....Oh. Well now it makes sense.


Schools:Belle River District High School - Belle River, ON, Canada (2001 - 2005)
University of Windsor - Windsor, ON, Canada (2005 - present)
Friends:
People15:____paperclips, a_page_of_life, atlasimpure, bohemiandreamer, ericthoughts, fire_le_snez, glynisse, ik_selling, im_afake, ink_smear, intimacy_kills, lightships, superspacekitty, totenkinder, vampirevictim
Communities1:lj_maintenance
Mutual Friends:14: ____paperclips, a_page_of_life, bohemiandreamer, ericthoughts, fire_le_snez, glynisse, ik_selling, im_afake, ink_smear, intimacy_kills, lightships, superspacekitty, totenkinder, vampirevictim
Also Friend of:13: _bungalow, adultryisripe, and_iron, chels_87, chrisdom, duderette_87, k_k_classics, malto_dextrin, nobles_qb, open_the_mind, running_blind_, shelbster87, soundsareactive
Member of:1: booksforsale
Account type:Plus Account

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